interesting items in a Parisian grocery store

I spent a little more time wandering around my neighborhood grocery store this afternoon when it was less busy and noticed a few interesting/funny things:

1. Canned coq au vin?!

2. Massive can of duck confit:

3. Instant paella (total oxymoron):

4. American Tex-Mex (extra extra large, of course):

5. Kebab sauce (I've had this and it's yummy), french fry sauce (??), and AMERICAN sauce (??????):

6. Burger sauce (???):

7. This is the chocolate section. And that's the REAL chocolate. The fake stuff (Snickers, Kit Kats, typical American candy) is next to this one. Everything in this picture is at least 70% actual cocoa.